Fuck off and die.
Today I hate people,
Because my face has pimples.
Today I hate Twitter,
Because all I want is to be bitter.
Today I hate Blackberry,
Because I’m tired of sounding merry.
Today I hate the rain,
Cause Charlie can’t poop and I’m in pain.
Today I hate Facebooking,
Cause it’s all I’m doing instead of cooking.
Today I hate the world,
Because I’m having a fucking bloody flow.
following my last episode with severe menstrual cramps, i decided to start taking care of my health by consuming bak foong pills, a traditional chinese medicine used for regulating menstrual symptoms. they’re supposed to make my womb strong and healthy.
i got my supply from eu-yan sang, a leading chinese traditional healthcare company in malaysia. i’m supposed to take a bottle of this on a weekly basis. i can’t really tell whether it’s working but i’ll know when my next period arrives.
#1 – eu-yan sang bak foong pills.
anyway, this morning, in a mood for some light reading i decided to check out the ingredients of the bak foong pills. check em out:
#2 – the ingredients.
okay, at first i thought they were just some tragically spelt words but imagine my surprise when google revealed that Faeces Trogopterori are indeed poop. rat’s poop. flying rat’s poop to be specific.
at this point, i wasn’t so sure about googling for Semen Sesami Nigrum. click the link if you want to find out what’s google’s explanation for Semen Sesami Nigrum.
well, i’m not going to stop taking my bak foong pills, they did cost me about RM90 for 6 miserable bottles. so how far would you go for good health? chugging your own urine, anyone?