Today I hate…

Today I hate people,
Because my face has pimples.

Today I hate Twitter,
Because all I want is to be bitter.

Today I hate Blackberry,
Because I’m tired of sounding merry.

Today I hate the rain,
Cause Charlie can’t poop and I’m in pain.

Today I hate Facebooking,
Cause it’s all I’m doing instead of cooking.

Today I hate the world,
Because I’m having a fucking bloody flow.