Types of annoying people

I am incredibly peeved with annoying people. Sometimes I wonder whether they’re even aware of how fucking annoying they are. If I were to get a 10 cent for every smart aleck I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting, I’d be able to pay for the down payment of a small apartment.


Fucking hate this kind. The know-it-alls are truly the pest of planet Earth. The know-it-alls always well, (think they) know it all. But in reality, they are dumb as fucks. They have no idea what they’re talking about and they have a deeply ingrained distorted sense of superiority that is detrimental to their personality and other people. They are really quite easy to spot, unless you’re also a dumbfuck in which case, you’d be absolutely impressed with whatever that came out of their mouths.

For example, I’ve had the opportunity of encountering this person who was quite the biggest know-it-all I’ve ever known. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind know-it-alls, if they actually know what they’re talking about. In fact, I cherish these people for I could learn about a lot of things that I otherwise won’t know about. What I really can’t stand are those that are actually, clearly stupid but want to put up a smart front. So anyway, back to the story, we saw a goose. Yes, a fucking, live, goose. This person proceeded to exclaimed like a damn hyena in heat.


Then proceeded to chase the poor goose around, while prancing. P.R.A.N.C.I.N.G. In which case was fine, I can still tahan the act cute shit and all but this person was saying foi gras. Say “ploy bra” and you’ll know what I mean. I just brushed it off lah. But later on when the topic of liver came up again, this person continued to say foi gras. Well, by then I decided to take the initiative to correct her pronunciation. It’s actually fwah gra and not foi gras, in a non-hostile manner.

To my surprise, instead of thanking me, this stupid know-it-all responded in the most stoic manner that her pronunciation is the CORRECT ONE because WHEN SHE WAS IN FRANCE, HER FRENCH FRIEND SAID IT WAS FOI GRAS.

Well, yours truly have never been to France and obviously have never encountered any French friend who have taught me to pronounce foie gras as foi gras so I didn’t argue with her. For one, it’s never a good thing to argue with stupid people because they will pull you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Lets not even touch on this person’s inability to differentiate mutilated from mutated.

Then it’s the “when-i-was-in” sort of annoying people. Woweee these kind of people are the ones that are quite sickening too. You know the kinds that always start their conversation with, “When I was in so and so place” and then proceeded to feed you with rehashed information they begot from Wikipedia. Oh my fucking gawd, give me a break. Sure, these people have the immigration stamps on their passports but what do they do when they’re in a foreign country? They go to Starbucks and surf the Internet. With that much so-called travelling you’d think they could have absorbed a little culture and some semblance of social etiquette. Please, you want real travelling, you read Miss Popagandhi ok, kthxbai.

Pwoah then come along the name droppers. Macibai I behtahan this type. The moment they meet you, even for the first time they’re already dropping so and so names. Talk like they know these important people so well when they have no fucking idea that I know these people much better than them. And that the people they’re so proudly associating with are actually secretly laughing at them, with me. I beg these dumbasses to retain some self-respect lah pls.

Oh yes, and the “I’VE DONE WHAT YOU’VE DONE TOO AND I THINK IT SUCKS”. Geddit? I read this book, so did he/she and it sucks. I ate this food, so did he/she and it’s not her/his taste. I worked for this company, so did he/she and the company sucks. I’m friend with this person, so is she/he and he/she thinks my friend sucks. You catch my drift? I think some people should keep their opinions to themselves because they were uncalled for. Most importantly, I really don’t give a fuck what you think, darling.

And that’s a fraction of annoying people I could list out. Maybe more later, cheers.

24 thoughts on “Types of annoying people”

  1. one word, boastful!The pronunciation for Foie Gras exactly what you explained, living in France at moment for 2 yrs, and haha, that person must be a joker, french pronounciation has a lot nasal and never ever they pronounce the ‘s’. Anyway, not trying be smart alec, knowing it all.;)

  2. cannot blame that person for “know-it-all” about france!
    her french friend has been living in france for 2 long….yrs and
    pls don’t brand me as stupid for leaving my comment, i should have
    just be quiet sh..sh…

  3. ky: ah don’tchu!

    n: thank you! no worries, i think after meeting so many of these jokers i can differentiate the ones who are not up their arses like that. cheers! :)

    mum: lol mom i think the period is even shorter if this person has really been to france, that is. and mom….why you so sarcastic one!

  4. Haha….well, at least you are decent enough to allow them to showcase their ‘know-it-all’ knowledge. (unles that is not the case)
    If it makes them feel good, why not?

  5. ‘For one, it’s never a good thing to argue with stupid people’

    You can’t argue with idiots because they can’t follow logic.

    I’ve been to France, doesn’t mean I can speak French fluently. I mean, I’ve been to Malaysia too, guess that means I can tell you all how to speak Malaysian … plus, I have friends over there, so Rambutan is actually pronounced Rams butt tan!!! named after some hairy male sheep who got sunburn on his arse!! :-)
    [I feel so Aussie saying ‘sunburn on his arse’] :-)

    Of course, I really do know it all, so just remember what I said about the Rams Butt Tan! :-)

    ‘Then it’s the “when-i-was-in” sort of annoying people.’

    And once, at band camp, some people said I was annoying like that! :-)

    When I was in France my French was as good as it’s ever been! :-)

    ‘Pwoah then come along the name droppers. ‘

    Swartennegger, Stalone, Cruise, Kidman, Jolie, Pitt, De Niro, Pennywise the clown, Balzac … yep, yep, yep … plus I can name even more famous people I haven’t met.

    Suanie, Shaolin Tiger, KY, Lainie, Paul Tan, FireAngel I know all the femes bloggers!!! :-)


    I’ve done vaccuuming. SUCKS!
    Recieved a head job. Wife SUCKED!
    Cleaned the pool with a filter that SUCKED!
    Ate a long spaghetti noodle. SUCKED (it into my mouth).
    Downloaded files! SUCKED (them off the internet)
    Studied physics! Blacks holes SUCK! Gravity SUCKS!
    Had sex before! That SU … um, actually that was quite nice.

    ‘And that’s a fraction of annoying people I could list out. Maybe more later, cheers.’

    Just don’t mention those who think they are funny but aren’t. I might take it personally. :-)

  6. your post here reminds me of fuckstress in her heydays

    I have seen enough of knows-it-all making advances in corporate world. Have to credit them for advancement skills, though.

    There was one guy who annoyed the shit, fruck aed hell out of me because at meetings, immediately after I said something, the fler would yelp “No!” then he would be seen frantically trying to think of something to refute my points.

    Fair play to my boss for seeing it through

  7. sweatlee: looking forward to your entry!

    3point8: yeah normally i just ignore them unless im in a bad mood lah. then ha, die!

    suanie: heh

    dabs: you are funny dabs :)

    pinkpau: wtf

    leeweetak: yes. some of these know-it-alls are especially coy, humble and pleasant around people whom they think could advance their ambitions. what to do, especially in this country it’s who you know and not what you know.

    joshua: haha you’re welcome.

    naeboo: lol. sigh i got only one packet left :(

    winsern: true that.

  8. Yeah, I agree Know It Alls and Name Droppers will be on top of my list as well. I’m a little bit guilty of the last one though. My gf is curious about drugs and I did the I’ve been there, done that, bought the T-shirt and you seriously don’t want to go down that path. I know it’s hypocritical, but yeah…she’s a nice girl and I don’t want her to end up like me. Experimenting and all that is fine (at least that’s what I thought when I was using) but now I don’t really condone it anymore to people I care about.

  9. hb: hey man, totally get what you mean. it’s an entirely different thing being concerned with someone’s welfare. good luck with your girl!

    krab: ? oh. hahahahahhahahaha

  10. Lol there are many types of people in this world, some weird, some extremely weird and some, well unexplainable. Heck I just wanna say, finally something worth reading today lol!

  11. david: am sure all of us know someone like that at one point or another hehe

    sikapitan: what do you mean?

    david: hehe life is stranger than fiction!

    rotfest: thank you

    eyeris: mch

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