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Birdshit Mobile

That’s the new name of my car. My boo gave it to her.

I can’t really remember. It could be 7 or 8 weeks that I haven’t washed it. It’s not me…it’s the rain. Why wash the car when you’ve got rain everyday. Nature is the best cleaner aye.

Not so keen on the bird droppings though. The damn poops are crazy stubborn!

Sometimes these days, I would freak out thinking my car has been stolen, except that it’s not stolen. It’s right where it was parked, kept warm by a layer of dusts…giving it a new shade of silver.

Birdshit Mobile. Rolls off the tongue like butter.

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4 Responses to Birdshit Mobile

  1. Flick Chick October 27, 2007 at 1:56 pm #

    Hey, no gambar of ur Birdshit Mobile? I agree that we dun really have to wash our cars during rainy season.. hehe

  2. Sharon October 27, 2007 at 7:11 pm #

    Eh, but you must always remember that bird shit is VERY corrosive. If you have any on your car, its best to wash the spot off immediately, else it will eat into the paintwork. Trust me. I learnt from bitter experience :(

  3. KY October 28, 2007 at 10:57 pm #

    why la park under the tree?


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