a trip to the hills but saw some valleys.

joined my parents in genting over the weekends. bak kut teh with loads of pork tripes. that’s what my dad used to convince me to drive up alone. well not entirely alone i guess since i had charlie to accompany me. charles experienced his inaugural face slams thanks to his mommy trying to play michael schumacher in a kelisa :P

then we all drove down to ulu yam to check out some hot springs.


on the way to see hot springs.

in the end i stayed in the car because the place looked dirty and dilapidated. i’m glad i did because i caught this:

back cleavage AND ass crack. it totally jack up my appetite for bak kut teh by ten-folds.

am an embarassment to my mother.

here are some videos taken by horng at FA‘s 21st birthday party at eyeris‘ condo.

these videos make me want to stop drinking alcohol because i am so fucking loud & annoying. been ages since i got drunk like that, most of the time i just quietly fall asleep.

in here i speak atrocious mandarin…

although i kinda pwn at jenga :P

here recounting what might be the stuff that i’ve consumed that were keeping me awake.

and the aftermath….

#1

#2

#3

i’m sorry, mommy.

i want properly aligned burgers

you know what always annoy me to the core?

when the anticipation of biting into a fresh hamburger gets dashed by a terribly aligned burger.

in this case, it’s a fillet-o-fish.

fillet-o-fish

i want the hamburger:fish fillet:cheese ratio to be equal for every bite, thank you very much.

on another note, i just learned a new trick.


balancing a fork and spoon on a toothpick balanced on the mouth of a glass.

obviously, i am the second cumming of merlin.