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Nuffnang Tiger Standout Party!

Nuffnang Tiger Standout Party was fab.

#1

I went as a chinese streetwalker with intention of landing a gweilau.

#2

I study engrish very hard. I can say, “I would like, some wot ah”.

But ah…I didn’t stand out much. Some thought I was a Tai Thong waitress, aiyak! Didn’t even win one miserable prize…I need to work harder with my costume in the future.

Okay, maybe I wasn’t that pathetic. I managed to be the FIRST privileged standout. The prize for this? Fame and glory.

#3

No. 1

So many imaginative costumes that night.

#4
Yee Hou
Got beggar.

#5

Got terrorist.

Even my biao mei from China was at the party. I give her the wisdom in finding gweilau.

#6
biao mei
My biao mei is very plitty.

Let me tell you the gweilau count on that night was so low. The only other person that came close to being a gweilau is this one. His hair very bronde.

#7
gweilous
Fakeplan white person.

Now onto party pics..

It may look like I was intruding in the picture below. But the real intruder was KY!

#8

Me, Mell and the picture intruder -_-. But if you looked carefully, KY was upstaged.

#9

Michael, Michael’s gf and me. And who is that dude with his tongue out at the back?????

#10
dress to kill
These girls dressed to win! The winner is the missy in the gigantic costume w00t.

#11
Party fuel
Party fuel.

#12

Horng, Selina and me.

The end of the party was near when someone announced Timothy‘s birthday. Yeah we were all given a piece of paper earlier to write birthday wishes for him which we then stuck on his bodehhh.

#13
happy birthday
Congratulations, you’re an old fart now.

Last picture for laughs.

#14

Holy shit my arm is the size of their waists (Suet, Jia Mei, Aud)! -____-

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I was NOT Phua Chu Kang -____-

Just got back from Nuffnang Music Bash 09. It was such a blast, even people from tv were there. I went as one of the Village People. I was so happy with my costume because I loved the irony…I was a woman playing a woman trapped inside a man’s body.

But…..

Obviously, people below the age of 25 have no idea who Village People are.

“Hello Phua Chu Kang!!!”

“Err I’m not”. -_-”

“Bob the Builder!!!”

“Err, not”. -_-”

“Who then???”

“Village People”.

“Say what?”

That basically sums up my entire conversations with people for the evening.

For you babies out there, these are the village people:

#1 – Village People.
Village People

My costume was really simple. A white vest, black trousers (jeans would have been better but mine was in the laundry :P), sunnies and construction hat. I spent all morning trying to look for a fake moustache but failed. Ended up drawing it with mascara and eyebrow pencil hehehe. It’s okay, saved a couple of bucks.

#2 – First picture as a proud gay man.

#3 – With Cindy MDG who came as Britney Spears.
With Britney Spears.

#4 – With Kellster, who looks fab in her glamrock costume!
With Kellster

#5 – Guess the nipple. Owner is so cool his nipples give directions.
Guess the nipple.

#6 – With Ah Horng.
With Ah Horng.

#7 – With gwailou.
With gwailou.

And the last picture of the day…

#8 – Faded moustache.
Faded moustache.

Going to see Oasis tomorrow in Singapore. I can’t wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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