Brush with a road bully.

Around 5pm, I decided to go to gym. On the way there, this fucker recklessly cut into my lane. Since my car’s honk is wonked, I decided to give him the finger. He saw. He made emergency brakes, trying to lure me into rear-ending him. Since I drive pretty well (what with genetic makeup of a former rally driver), I outwitted him. However, this ass of a fucker refused to budge. Instead, he decided to tail me to my destination. For what reason, I don’t know.

Anyway, the fucker managed to tail me to my gym. I was planning to drive into the yard of some car dealer friend of my dad’s hoping those gangsta peeps could whip him (and his ugly passenger) into a pulp. But then I must be a little panicked, I drove pass it, hence losing my opportunity. I circled the building where my gym is for two times and by then he was still behind me, I decided to dial 999. After about 2 mins of irrelevant talk, I finally got to talk to somebody who was in charge. He asked me to stay calm and kept driving. I gave him the fucker’s plate number. I told him I was going to drive to the nearest police station then I hung up.

By the 3rd circle, the fucker was already gone. But I still didn’t want to go to my gym or home, fearing he might whack me or worse, rape/kill me. Cop called me again and asked me to go to some petrol station nearby. I went there, waited a while then I saw the patrol car. I can’t believe I’d say this, but the cops were very nice to me. Even when I told them the blatant truth that I gave the fucker a finger. After jotting down my account of the incident, they escorted me back to my gym and waved me goodbye.

The adrenaline rush got me going. I worked out for 2 hours without a huff.

Wardrobe malfunction.

Finally rekindled my neglected relationship with Thai Club. Really packed, but fun nevertheless. The star event wasn’t clubbing itself though. It’s my brush with fame ala (almost) Janet Jackson.

The strap of my dress popped even before I entered the club. Damn panic, I tell you. At first Jayn and I ran to a hotel and asked for paper clips. It worked for a while until I lifted my arms and it popped again. Then we thought of something smart; just leaving it that way. It worked. Precious. Should have thought of it earlier.

How it Popped

The Solution

My very first wardrobe malfunction happened at Bar Savanh. The strap of my top popped. Ran to Sheraton Imperial and got safety pins from the housekeeping. Phew. Have to consider myself lucky that these unfortunate incidents happened when I’m actually wearing bra instead of nippie tapes. I mean like if it’s desperate scenario, I could always pretend to deliberately wear lingerie on the outside.

Why does my strap always pop?

Is it because being a prudent shopper I have ignored the quality of my purchase?

Actually, I know….I have heavy b00bs. For sure.

So, have you ever been caught in a similar situation?

First attempt in becoming SKTM Idol. Rejected.

Wordcount – 860 words. *Hugs*

Remember when I got summoned for jaywalking? Couple of days ago, I realised that I have missed the one month grace period and I would have to appear in court or faced being hauled to jail. I crave for limelight yeah, but not that kind, ok? After hours of lecture from both my parents, Dad took pity of my plight and decided to settle the problem for me. Today he gave me the receipt of the compound. Hehehehe. Gawd I love my Dad and yes, I’m a 20 year old spoilt brat.

During dinner, I related an incident that happened to me in primary school which got the whole family bawling like mad people at the foodstall. Before I tell you, let it be known that I went through different IQ phases in my lifetime, namely from dumb > incredible> fucking incredible > incredibly fucked/incredible fuck.

Anyway, so this thing happened when I was in the dumb phase. I was a dumb kid waiting for my break, to make an impression, to be looked upon with adoration. When my teacher asked whether any of us had been overseas, I raised both my arms enthusiastically cause well, I was worldly and well-travelled!

Pn. Rashidah: *in flawless Bahasa Melayu baku* Di manakah kamu pernah pergi? Where have you been to?

Dumb Kim: I got go Hong Kong before. *obviously, I didn’t know how to speak BM and my English was pariah at best*

Pn. Rashidah: Bagus sekali. Boleh namakan tempat-tempat menarik yang pernah kamu kunjungi? Great. Can you name the places that you have visited?

Dumb Kim: No.

Pn. Rashidah: Mengapa pula? Why not?

Dumb Kim: Mommy say I in stomach.

Pn. Rashidah: *Bengang**Stumped*

I love you and all.