My experience undergoing a full comprehensive health check.

Happy Valentine’s Day people! On this lovey dovey day I would like to share my personal experience of getting a comprehensive health check. Why? Because I think that the greatest gift for your partner (and yourself) is not a bouquet of flowers or a box of chocolates, but the promise of good health.

My last health check-up was in 2006. Yeah, I’ve had been a bad, bad, bad girl. I should be getting a medical check annually but you know what, it’s hard to blame myself considering my past experience.

I mean, just read this excerpt of that old blog post:

The clinic itself was a house of labyrinth, complete with winding stairs, long corridors and unlabelled rooms. It was more nerve-racking being at the clinic than at the job interviews; the place was seriously spooky. After asking a few members of the staff, I finally found the receptionist.

Anyway, I handed my documents to the surprisingly pleasant-faced lady and was asked to take a seat. But I went to the loo instead, courtesy of downing two big glasses of chinese tea at breakfast while watching my Dad devoured his delicious pork noodle. After that, I was called into a room and a girl handed me a small bottle reminiscent of Brand’s Chicken Essence. I told the girl I would try my best.

Shady clinic, unlabelled rooms, staff with cold demeanor and chicken essence bottle for pee collection??

Wow, no wonder I never gotten around to have another check-up. That was until G and I were considering taking the matrimonial plunge that we thought perhaps we should find out if either of us had any genetic incompatibilities (future baby making purposes) but most of all, we just felt that we had been pushing our lucks far too far by delaying this crucial task.

After a thorough research, we decided to go with BP Healthcare. It seems to have a good facility and it has all the tests that we want within our budget. Also, we’ve heard pretty good comments about it.

# – The main BP Healthcare facility is a large building in Glenmarie.

As I entered, I was completely blown away. I was expecting walls with peeling paints & watermarks, staff that hate their jobs, smelly stained settee and general scariness (yes, I can have a pretty grim disposition). But everything looked so clean and sleek and modern. WHAT IS THIS SORCERY???

# – Sofas that I want for my own home T_T

# – Reception cum pharmacy with cheerful staff.

We registered ourselves at the reception and were told to wait for someone to get us. Less than 5 minutes later, a nutritionist introduced himself and led us to a consultation room. I know it’s a consultation room because every room was labelled. Hah!

# – All the rooms were clean & tastefully decorated.

# – Being interviewed by the nutritionist about my lifestyle etc.

Besides gathering more information about my lifestyle, my height & weight measurements were taken as well as a sample of my blood.

# – Less painful than a mossie bite :)

# – Used syringes are discarded properly.

And then it began. I was led from one room to another, each for a different type of test. In one room, I had ultrasound done on my breasts, abdomen & pelvic areas by a radiologist. In another, I had my bone density scanned. And stress test was also done in its own room by a consultant doctor. Oh, not to forget chest x-ray too. The machines were state-of-the-art staff, nothing I’ve ever seen before! *jakun*.

# – About to jog in my scrubs.

The funnest part of the check-up was running on the treadmill with about a dozen pads strapped on to my chest. I know it’s weird but I actually really enjoy running on a treadmill. *Major hint to hubby for new treadmill*

Before I forget, instead of being forced to take a bottle of yellow sunshine out into the public area, there’s actually a designated drop-off area inside the toilet where you can leave your urine sample discreetly. PHEW!

All in all, the entire checkup took a few hours. I’d recommend that you take a day’s leave if you intend to have the same checkup done (ours was called Head2Toe).

For women, the waiting time for results is a week, but for men is only 3 days. Something to do with the pap smear results or something taking longer.

A week later, we went back to the centre to collect our results.

I was a nervous wreck. A lot of questions went through my head, what if I have an incurable disease? What if I am barren? What if this? What if that? What if, what if, what if??

5 years of not having any checkup does that to you I guess :P

# – Species Name: Nervous Wreck.

Looking at preserved damaged organs that belonged to other people didn’t help one bit.

# – A scary looking tyroid gland.

# – I think this was just a growth removed from the leg of a poor man. Ouch :(

After what seemed like an eternity, although in reality it’s only 5 minutes, I was led to see a doctor who interpreted my results.

# – Explaining all the medical terms & answering my questions patiently.

Finally, she gave me a clean bill of health but not without advice of more exercises and healthier food :)

# – A heavy stack of documents containing all the result of every test. Even things like ultrasound printouts, heartrate chart, bone density chart and many more. All these were explained and interpreted by the doctor.

So there, my experience going for a full medical check-up. So glad we did it, we have since been more conscious & informed about our diet and exercise, now that we are educated about our own bodies. I totally recommend it!

Road trip to Hatyai & Penang with the momsies <3

For the first time in our entire dating history, we decided to throw our mothers together.

For four full days, from KL to Hatyai to Penang and all the way back to KL, they had to sit together in the car, walk together in the sun & under the moonlight, eat the same food, sleep in the same room and on top of all that, deal with the two monkeys that are their son & daughter.

Our first meal on the road trip was Ipoh’s famous steamed chicken, sprouts and kueh teow noodles for lunch. DELICIOUS! I could eat Ipoh kuehteow everyday.

# – With my mom.

# – With his mom.

It was a great holiday. I can’t believe it took us this long to do something like this. Holidaying with our moms is awesome cause we get to be children and get doted over.

Like you know, when we went swimming, there’s always someone who would pass us towels and sunblock. Or when we’re out exploring, someone’s always got an extra bottle of water or someone’s always got an awesome hat that I could borrow to hide from the hot sun. I LOVE IT!

# – My mom’s incredible hat that kept me in the shade.

Like how we could also snack like monsters and make a mess in their room till late at night before scooting off to our clean hotel room to sleep :P

# – In moms’ room, eating on their beds /evil laughter.

I don’t know if it’s holiday for our momsies, but it’s definitely a kickass holiday for us…hehehehhehe.

# – Mummy taking pictures of fish.

# – Mom taking pictures of floating market.

# – Mothers walking down a hill in Hatyai Municipal Park.

It was our first time seeing the floating market in Hatyai. It was pretty impressive actually. Loads of food and touristy stuff but most things go for only 20Baht. Cheap and fun!

# – On the bridge to the floating market.

There’s this fella in Hatyai that sells clothes who was particularly attached to Gareth. He kept shoving a clothes hanger into G’s crotch, while threatening G to buy clothes from him.

# – G looking far too happy with a clothes hanger up his…

And when he refused to buy anything, he just hugged G, very tightly.

# – Affectionate.

We shopped quite a lot. My mom basically wiped out the pet section in Tesco Lotus. The dog beds were ridiculously cheap, like 370Baht for a mid size one! Where to find?? We got cashew nuts, dried fruits, booze, the usual suspects.

G also bought me a set of 10 piece Anolon saucepans and pans with some kind of awesome copper base and oven safe up to 260 degrees celcius. My oven doesn’t even go up that high! <3 Sorry, housewife talk overloads :P # - Car so full with shopping until back window completely blocked out.

From Hatyai, we drove down to Penang for an overnight stay. There was an episode where someone went hysterical because she almost couldn’t hold her pee anymore while getting stuck in a traffic jam in Penang.

# – Stuck in crazy jam for over an hour to see this.

Of course, that person was me cause I have an abnormally small bladder. I had to endure my mom watching over me while I peed behind someone’s car. Pee patch was so massive on the ground she had to skip away from it, while I was STILL pissing T_T

Anyway, like we always do in Penang, we ate too much and still ended up wishing we could eat more. We left Penang on a ferry, the perfect ending to our holiday.

# – On the upper deck of a ferry back to mainland.

I shall end this post with a picture of a random buffalo at a petrol station in Penang. It had really saggy, large testicles.

Have a good weekend, peep!

Wedding woes.

Wedding planning is hideously stressful. I’ve started to realise that I can’t just do what I want, which is probably dumping the entire budget on a sick diving/shopping vacation. I’m not even excited about choosing a dress, I just want something that I can eat in.

Sometimes I wake up feeling like I need the most perfect, romantic, whimsical wedding. Other times, I just feel like FTS, I’m going to cook and invite 50 friends over to my house. No flowers, no ribbons, no fuss. But more often than not, I just want to go on a super holiday.

The other day I tweeted about wanting to elope. Someone replied, asking me, “I thought you’re already married”. And then it hit me….we are legally married. Even without the wedding, we are married. So why I am stressing myself sick about this gig?

I could literally just send everyone a note (people whom I’m supposed to care about being present at my wedding although I’ve never met them) that we’re married without a 9-course feast of over-priced mediocre food. I don’t even have to subject these strangers to the discomfort of RSVP-ing “No”.

I think what bugs me is that this is supposed to be my day. MINE. So why does all my planning now involve thinking about what these people whom I don’t know personally might feel about it? Why must I eat 9 course when I really just want oyster shooters and suckling pigs? Okay, and a soup.

I attended a friend’s garden wedding a while ago and I overheard one of her older relatives complaining about the food and the heat, very rudely & loudly. You can’t imagine how pissed off I was by it. This person was invited to celebrate the couple’s union, why was she so fucking self-absorbed about how she feels?

I wish these kind of people would just stop and think about the kind of negative energy that they are spreading at someone’s wedding! And it was a very beautiful and nicely done wedding by the way.

Sigh, am trying to summon enough courage to do exacty what I want with my wedding. It’s hard, but wish me luck.

Anyway, our ROM pictures taken in Putrajaya are ready! Our photographer was the awesome Anna-Rina. At first I was a bit worried that I might look chubby but Anna’s really good with finding my angles, so I’m really happy with the pictures :)

# – Our jolly & cheerful registrar.

# – With my parents & brothers after it’s signed, sealed & delivered.

# – This one is my favorites because we looked happy and relaxed :)

Thanks Anna for the beautiful pictures! <3