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12 things I want for a Merry Guinness!

Woohoo! Just like that and we’re already in the month of December. That means, Christmas parties! Christmas boozing! Christmas wish lists! :D

What do you want for Christmas? Well, personally I just want a very Merry Guinness ;) And that would encompass the 12 following items:

1. To find the perfect wardrobe for my new wardrobe ;)

You know what, I’m looking for a glossy black wardrobe with a cream or white piping. Unfortunately, I haven’t yet spotted it. I swear this is a coincidence with Guinness colours! On 2nd thought, I’m guessing my love for Guinness has probably some role in my choice of cupboards :D

# – Would totally soil myself if I ever found (or afford) something like this!

2. To cook up a feast for my loved ones.

I can’t wait to use my kitchen at my new place. Okay, specifically my new oven. I want to bake a lot of Bundt cakes and roasts and whatever the hell you can make in an oven. And then wash all the food down with plenty of Guinness aight! :)

# – Yeap, that’s actually my oven. Still covered in plastic, wu wu wu.

3. To be able to stock up my bare pantry with lots and lots of bottles of Guinness.

We’ve already got one wall planned for a floor to ceiling booze rack. How’s that for a Merry Guinness eh? :D

4. To be able to make the perfect Guinness beef stew.

Why? Cause apparently it’s the BF’s pre-requisite to staying monogamous.

# – The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, ’emmkay!

5. To get the HTC Desire Z.

Hello?? An android handset with touchscreen AND full QWERTY keyboard. My prayers have been answered!!!!

# – Come to momma, my dream mobile phone….

6. To have a hair makeover.

This needs not much explanation. Just take a look at this picture:

Scarecrow! FML.

7. To combine the two loves of my life: Marmite and Guinness.

There is really such thing in life!!!

# – OMG!!! Where can I get this Arthur???????

8. To not gain any weight during Xmas season.

I know this is not going to happen, but hey…a girl can wish!

9. To get a new Xmas tree to replace the old, scraggly one from bought from Tesco a gazillion years ago.

# – How about something like this? :D

10. To start my very own annual Xmas tradition for friends and family.

This very likely involves a lot of food, Guinness, presents and pork scratchings.

# – Pork scratchings…my kryptonite.

11. For fuel prices to drop!!!!

Good thing to believe in, much like believing that Santa Clause exists. It makes you happy :D

12. To get a good treadmill.

Boring wish I know, but a good treadmill is effing expensive…so anyone? Hello?

# – This mean machine probably costs an arm and leg.

So what are your wishes for a smashing Merry Guinness?? If you haven’t thought of anything yet, why don’t I suggest that you go to a Guinness Christmas Party? Check this list out on this facebook page out for the best parties, Guinness style that you can ever attend:

# – The Merry Guinness list of parties!!!!

You know what else….if you’re celebrating your Merry Guinness at the outlets above, you’ll get yourself a Christmas present from Guinness in the form of the collectible Heritage Collection glass! There are two designs to choose from, so do collect both of them! All you need to do is to buy 6 pints of Guinness Draught or 1 bucket of Guinness Stout and ask your bartender for the collectible glass :)

# – This vintage Guinness print on the Heritage Collection glass is so cute!

# – The infamous Guinness toucan for the second design. Must get this.

Last but not least, in spirit giving during the Christmas season and because you’ve indulged me by reading my entire Merry Guinness wish list, I shall let you part with something totally Merry Guinness.

All you have to do is complete the following “My Merry Guinness Wish for this year is………” in the comment section below. Remember, you must complete the sentence in the most creative way!

And what’s the reward for having the best four (4) comments?? They will get to experience the ultimate Merry Guinness Experience which encompass free Guinness and delicious food on the 23rd December 2010 at Deutsches Gasthaus, Bandar Manjalara…….all on my tab!

# – What awaits the 4 best comments.

Now comment away please! :)

# – Have a Merry Guinness, peeps!

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