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Top 3 Men I’d like do the horizontal boogie with.

Okay, thanks to Aud, this top 3 people you like to *ahem* has become a meme! ST has done it here, Suan has done it here and Michael has done it here. Wow, it’s been a while since I last do a blog meme so this is pretty exciting!

Basically, these are 3 people whom you get a free pass from your partner to bonk. The likelihood is almost zero of course but it doesn’t hurt to fantasise :D

Here’s my list:

Hugh Jackman

Just something about him that makes me go weak on the knees. The hairy barrel chest, that perfect jawline, smoldering eyes, the mischievous twinkle in his smoldering eyes, those hair I want to run my fingers through over and over again…those long muscular limbs.

# – Utter perfection.
Hugh Jackman and his naked hairy chest walking out of the sea.

# – Touch me with those dirty hands.
Hugh Jackman with dirty hands that want to cup my body parts.

So he recently endorsed Lipton tea and I’ve heard people saying that it totally dragged his reputation down. Nope, sorry didn’t make a teeny dent. The ad makes me want to do unpublishable things to him with hot Lipton tea in my mouth till it becomes lukewarm.

# – I like tea and so does Hugh Jackman. Wheee!
Hugh Jackman is thirsty.

Christian Bale.

I’ve been lusting for him since I first saw him American Psycho. I have no idea how he can make me hyperventilate and want to take off my clothes off at the same time. Maybe it’s this:

# – HJMFC!!! *offensive religious names that shall remain abbreviated.

And then I read about his horrid temper in real life, which did nothing but increased my hots for him.

# – Oh, talk to me like that in bed, please.

# – Christian Bale can use his two fingers on me. To gently swipe my hair away from my face…

Ewan Mcgregor.

Okay, the very first time I saw Ewan Mcgregor was in Moulin Rouge. The impression I got from him was that of a vertically challenged, effeminate singer in the movie. What a terrible mistake that was.

First, I forgot he was acting alongside Nicole Kidman, who would dwarf any man. Secondly, I did not give him a 2nd chance. I refused to watch any film with him after that (ie: Star Wars and that shiteous Down with Love).

But as luck would have it, I saw him in Velvet Goldmine (which by the way, I bought for Jonathan Rhys Meyer AND Christian Bale) and Ewan Mcgregor totally & irrevocably changed my mind about him.

# – Ewan Mcgregor in Velvet Goldmine.

He’s dressed more girlish than he did in Moulin Rouge but why the change of mind? Well, he played a bisexual rockstar that performs in the nude on stage. Need I say more?

# – I put the smiley face over because I refuse to share the impressive sight with anyone. By the way, he was jumping up and down in this scene.

Something about an actor that uninhibited screams solid confidence. I want Ewan Mcgregor specifically from the back (make your own conclusion).

It helps a lot too that I’ve watched the documentary where he travelled across the world on a motorbike. Manly points through the roof ;)

# – Take me on a ride on your motorbike.
Ewan Mcgregor rides motorbike like a real man.

So…who are the top 3 people you like to *ahem*?

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