An old story from The Smoking Gun about a perverted man has been making the rounds again on the Internet. Travis Frey is being charged for kidnapping and raping his own wife, which sounds like a run of the mill domestic abuse till this….there’s a contract involved. Investigators had found that he had drawn up an over the top document called, “Contract of Wifely Expectations”.
Woweee! You can’t get more chauvinistic than “Contract of Wifely Expectations”. The contract consists of gems like “you must be naked within 20 minutes of the kids being in bed”, “all skirts are no lower than 2 inches below the knee – unless it’s for Church”, “panties are optional but need not be worn” and many more.
There’s even a special category dedicated to shaving where the wife is expected to shave her legs, pubic areas (which by the way, were specifically defined as “naval to anus”) and underarms on every third day of the week. There were also dimension specifications on exactly how big the rectangle patch of hair above her vaginal slit should be. Man, I feel dirty already.
You’d think that living with such a demanding and chauvinistic man would make her dump his sorry ass much earlier eh? But no, the wife had been with him for 9 whole years! 9 whole years of shaving every third day of the week and 9 whole years of not being able to wear comfortable underwear! Seriously, I’d love to see a picture of the wife because she must be one sexy hot thing! Then again, there’s no black & white on what she can or cannot eat so I might just be wrong.
What possess a woman to stay so long with such a man? Did she like being controlled? Was she frightened into staying? Was it just a love game gone wrong? There are not many facts on their history together as a couple to make any conclusion but I suspect the crumbling of the marriage was very likely related to the fact that Travis Frey collected child pornography (and therefore deserves whatever shit that is thrown his way).
Without factoring in the child pornography, kidnap and rape, I have to admit that I find the contract rather sexy. Is it just me or does anyone else find the idea of the contract strangely alluring?
When I said dirty, I didn’t really mean it in a bad way ;)