Petpet hierarchy.

Was telling my man about my mom today. Something about how mom is capable of something. Anyway, I ended the conversation with “mom is the most important person in my life”.

And then the man asked, “What about me?”

I retorted, “I came out of her poon”.

And I shall end the story here because the man refuses to let me tell the whole story but if you’re interested, feel free to guess what his comeback was.

Cheers and have a good weekend!

Catch & try the arsonists!

I’m an Atheist. So is my immediate family. But we are Buddhists because there’s no Tiada box to tick on our birth certificates. I’m fine with religions, I love the public holidays that come with them. But what I’m not fine with is when people of different faiths get intimidated for some stupid rhetorical technicalities.

Torching churches because they’re allowed by law to use the word “Allah”? Why the violence? It is just a word. An abstract thing that you can’t feel or touch. It is not your mother, father, brother or sister. Okay, so it is your God. But surely Allah is powerful enough to look after Himself, no? Besides, they are not using the word in a disrespectful context. In fact, some Moslems believe that Christians are practicing the same religion and worshipping the same God, albeit off tangent (read: wrong prophet, oops). So why resort to violence over a word?

It is so easy to blame the politicians & medias for sensationalizing this issue. If they hadn’t made such a big fuss out of this, giving opinions at every opportunity they can, I’m pretty sure these terrible incidents would not have happened. Most importantly, the issue would not have been hijacked by some young, stupid arsonists.

In fact, this shouldn’t be a Muslim vs Christian issue at all. This should be about Malaysians against crimes. Catch the perpetrators, Mr. Police. Even if they’re hiding in mosques, I believe Allah would gladly welcome a couple of minutes of commotion in his House so long these terrorists who give Islam a bad name can be apprehended. Wouldn’t He?

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BMW EfficientDynamics – Day 2

This is a continuation of my last post on BWM EfficientDynamics.

After the awesome night of food, jenga and bubblies, we had to wake up very early for a mysterious activity. They wouldn’t tell us what it was but as we eventually found out, we’re going rafting! Bamboo rafting!!

#1 – Bamboo rafting!

So old school! I was worried at first but the raft was actually very sturdy!

#2 – Me and KY testing it on far right.

It wasn’t easy to row though. We had these two bamboo sticks as paddles -_-

#3 – ST was my partner.

Eventually, we got tired and cheated by anchoring ourselves to the speedboat hahaha.

#4 – Hehe cheat!

After the session, we packed up to leave the beautiful Belum Resort :(

Not before some camwhoring of course…

#5 – With Michael, the formerly anonymous blogger.

#6 – With ST.

#7 – Posing with the 520D Sports.

We also got to check out the RM19,000 BMW bicycles. OMG!

#8 – RM19,000.

I also tried the nifty bicycle rack. Can just put the bicycle on top of the X5 with no effort.

#9 – Kena BMW bicycle grease.

#10 – Group pic!

For the journey back, we got to drive the 520d Sports. It was certainly plusher than the 320D but not as agile. But felt really, really safe. The brakes really eat the tarmac one. It’s also my 1st time seeing such a futuristic gear knob.

#11 – Check this gear knob out!

Needless to say, the journey back was awesomesauce. We tickled the trottle, sometimes we also had to slaughter it, as Ivan Khong aptly put.

#12 – Car No. 4.

Last but not least, a picture with the madly impressive, sifu Ivan Khong.

#13 – With Ivan Khong.

Sadly, all good things have to end. We reached KLCC with sadness and melancholy. Back to my @suzyganas and the boring reality. That said, this was a once in a lifetime opportunity and I’m glad I was chosen to do it :)

Remember guys, diesel is the shiznit!