My life is forever changed. The very core of my life’s principles have been distorted beyond recognition. It all happened just 10 minutes ago…
I was happily looking at pictures of Heidi Montag’s new breasts and chin when ST decided call me into his room. I know it’s important because he summoned me to physically enter his study instead of just MSN messaging me to serve him drinks or snacks.
On his monitor were pictures of Steve Jobs. He seemed to be giving some kind of talk. And behind him were a picture of a massive iPod Touch, iPhone or whatever. I can’t even tell the difference. “Not another iPoop”, I thought to myself, grunted and started to walk out of his room.
Steve Jobs – needs more black turtlenecks. Picture from Gizmodo.
He stopped me in my tracks and forced me to check out the content on his monitor. And then he played the video….
And then he showed me the price of the nifty device and the surprisingly cheap applications.
An Apple product that is actually reasonably priced!? Picture from Gizmodo.
9.7″ screen. 3g & wireless. iWork. iBooks. Sweet mother of lard leather casing. USD 829.
I NEED TO GET THE EFFING iPad NAO.
Ladies & gentlemen, I have succumbed. There is no turning back for me. The evil Epal has trapped my heart, mind and soul. I am officially a shallow, wannabe cool, popular sheep, yay!
I am awestruck kinda hit the spot!