i want properly aligned burgers

you know what always annoy me to the core?

when the anticipation of biting into a fresh hamburger gets dashed by a terribly aligned burger.

in this case, it’s a fillet-o-fish.

fillet-o-fish

i want the hamburger:fish fillet:cheese ratio to be equal for every bite, thank you very much.

on another note, i just learned a new trick.


balancing a fork and spoon on a toothpick balanced on the mouth of a glass.

obviously, i am the second cumming of merlin.