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365 Failure

Yeah, babber said I’ve failed. Cause I’m supposed to post a picture everyday. I had to defend myself, as I’ve been taking pictures everyday….to be posted all at one go. Operative word, “one go”. According to him, it doesn’t work that way. The pictures should be posted daily. I’ll try lah.

Anyway, before I go on rambling away, here’s the third picture of my project.

#P3 – Charlie impersonating Yoda.
Charlie as Yoda

We had just walked him in the rain and he was soaking wet so we bought a towel from the nearby supermarket to dry him up.

He’s getting pretty good at this. Maybe I could take him to Nuffnang Music Bash…he could go as one of the fellas from KISS. I mean, just imagine him as Gene Simmons.

Charile as Gene Simmons.
He makes a good Gene Simmons!

As for the forth picture….I failed :P

#P4 – Null

And the fifth picture…also failed :P

#P5 – Null

But, I redeemed myself today.

#P6 – Can you guess what are these?

Guess?

Looks like fish roe innit? Actually they’re orange gummy candies given to me by my colleague, Agos. He’s just gotten back from a vacation in Hong Kong Disneyland. Tasted quite good actually.

Disneyland HK

Anyway, as I have been whinging over and over again about how boring my life is…this morning the most interesting thing happened to me. I woke up, fed Charlie and then went about my daily routine. After a quick shower, I smelt the nasty and sure enough, Charlie had taken a big dump. So I walked over to his cage, squatted down and started picking up his stink nuggets.

It was a hard job and the morning was a little warm I started to perspire. Even felt some slimy sensation on my ass crack. Suddenly I lost my balance and as I was preparing to land my bum on the floor, I landed instead on Charlie’s head.

Dude’s been licking my ass crack. And yes, I was naked in my own home.

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