Ribena Berry declares his love for Lemon. - Narcissism is Necessary

Ribena Berry declares his love for Lemon.

On Valentine’s Day, I witnessed an absolutely romantic thing. The air was filled with romance and excitement…couples old and young were hand in hand anticipating the appearance of Ribena Berry, as he was to declare his eternal love for lemon by doing something really, really unforgettable.

People.
So many people!

And what exactly is that something so unforgettable? Well, earlier on there were a bunch of guys in purple t-shirts picketing for Ribena bottle caps. I had no idea why they were doing that for but I thought perhaps they’re just a bunch of environmentally friendly people. The truth is, these bunch of guys were Ribena Berry’s kakis, who had something big up their sleeves…

Berry boys.
Guys picketing for bottle caps.

They were dancing and gyrating and were looking really happy. Lemon was especially pleased because she heard about Berry’s pledge and had been anxiously waiting to see it with her own eyes.

Ribena Berry & Lemon.
Ribena Berry & Lemon.

And then Ribena Berry appeared with his truly beloved, Lemon. They were dancing and gyrating and were looking really happy. Lemon was especially pleased because she heard about Berry’s pledge and had been anxiously waiting to see it with her own eyes.

Ribena Berry HEart
The purple heart of love.

It was truly an amazing feat!

Lemon was surprised and delighted for a split second and then suddenly, she sulked. What do you know, Ms. Lemon has really sharp eyes and she could see that the heart was not fully filled with bottle caps yet. There were still some space!

Berry, being the ever perceptive lover quickly summoned for more caps to be collected and put into the heart….and the public responded! Everyone was who was drinking Ribena earlier on happily donated their bottle caps to Berry and in the end, the heart was full and Lemon was pacified.

Pouring in more caps.
Pouring in more bottle caps into the heart.

And surely, they live happily ever after :)

And they live happily ever after :)
All together and forever.

hERE'S ME.
Here’s me soaking in all the love.

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5 Responses to Ribena Berry declares his love for Lemon.

  1. Myhorng February 26, 2009 at 2:35 pm #

    did ribena & lemon kiss?

  2. nicktay February 26, 2009 at 4:26 pm #

    I would laugh at it, but Ribena & Lemon actually tastes pretty darn good.

  3. Fieran February 26, 2009 at 6:01 pm #

    Hey :) You look nice!!!

  4. SNinc February 27, 2009 at 3:21 pm #

    Ribina berry should start creating a story in cartoon to boost up their brand

  5. aeroplane1234 February 28, 2009 at 4:23 am #

    OBSCENE!!!!! the male berry doesnt have the usual leaf this time covering the weiner!!!

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