I have an event tomorrow, football related. Going to be loads and loads of fun. I even got a little football goal and baby footballs for some mini contests tomorrow.
Trying to draft some emcee script with my crap knowledge in football. Help anyone?
Anyway, I thought I was not going to blog but well, girl needs to de-stress a little.
I just splurged RM600 on a Canon all-in-one. OMG I’m in love, I can’t stop scanning documents…..
A printer now, maybe an office soon? :D
Oh yes about my blog title. Damn it I thought I almost lost a big toe.
I was just moving back and forth with my office chair and then suddenly I felt an intense pain around my big toe.
I looked down…and CRAP.
My right big toe was stuck between the two wheels of a roller! MOFO it was damn painful.
So I tried to yank my toe out but it was stuck. And I panicked for a moment.
“SHIT I CAN’T WORK WITH 9 TOES TOMORROW!”? Then I started to whimper by myself (no tears yet) and then an idea struck me.
I lifted up the bloody chair and voila, my toe popped out…albeit a little sore.
I still have 10 toes thank you very much. And I think I’m gonna go put on a pair of socks :P
HOLY SHIT!!!
… I can’t think of a more appropriate response.
Ouch!!!!
I’m going to be mean and say “Haha you and your MS Paint expertise.
You’re not the first person I’ve heard of who did that.
Best of luck for the football.
And always remember, that’s why lion tamers keep the whip. It’s not for the lions, it’s for those wild toe eating chairs that break lose and can attack at any time. So remember, keep a whip near your chair at all time! :-)
oopz!! tat’s gonna hurt!! but luckily it was ur toes.. not ur toe nails!! hahaha!!
ed: most appropriate indeed hehe
simon: the chair bit meeeeeeeee
dr. tan: bleh
dabido: heh ok i’ll get a whip
tc: yeah thank goodness, pretty unscathed. phew..