Ipanema, Mickey D and mossies. - Narcissism is Necessary

Ipanema, Mickey D and mossies.

I really hate it when my tummy starts to grumble after a heavy dinner. Tonight was one of those nights. Probably because I forgot to have lunch. I wish I can conveniently forget to have lunch all the time, man. I’d be super thin :P

Anyway, I pestered the boo to take me out for supper at McDonald’s. Actually, I probably shouldn’t use the word “pestered” because as far as pestering goes, it was a piece of cake. Mission accomplished in less than 10 minutes, w00t!

My new ocean blue Ipanema.

Check out my new pair of Ipanema. Honestly, it’s really not the design I wanted. I’m such a klutz I can’t wear thong sandals, I’ll either trip or lose the freakin slippers.

So I’ve been seaching high and low for the same pair of Gisele Bundchen Ipanema I bought in ’06 because wearing them, trust me, is like walking on air. They’ve lasted me through tough conditions…..beach escapades and a pretty rough trek through wet jungle and waterfalls. If it weren’t for the slightly faded colours and the 3-D flowers that were chewed off by rodents, I wouldn’t even need to get a new pair. But I can’t find them anywhere!!!

I heard on the radio that Gisele Bundchen’s latest range is here already, so hopefully I’ll get to replace my current pair soon. By any chance any of you know where I can get real Ipanema with the ankle strap, let me know, pretty please!

Gisele Bundchen Ipanema.
My Gisele Bundchen Ipanema. Le sigh…

Sorry, I veered. Back to Mickey Ds!

On the way, I pole danced for my boo bee.

Pole dancer.
If a career in PR doesn’t work out, I can always opt to pole dance, aye.

So sexy for my love, so sexy for my love so sexy it hurts. Uh uh.

I present you my most, most, most favourite food in Mickey D!

Can you guess what it is?

Can you guess?
Can you guess what is it yet?

Fried chicken and porridge????

Can you guess yet?
Any idea?

Fried chicken skin in MSG laden rice porridge, hell yeah! The word is monosodiumglutamate ok. I didn’t even check the dictionary, w00ts.

Fried chicken skin in rice porridge.
Fried chicken skin in rice porridge. Should be made illegal lor.

Then….as luck would have it. I suddenly got hit by the most urgent diarrhoea (I checked the dic this time) ever. Needed to go so bad, omg. Abandoned my sinful porridge and rushed into the loo.

Thank goodness there were toilet papers AND water. The following are screen shots of myshoutout (eh, follow me my shoutouts lah…only one follower so sien -_-), if you would like to have a better idea of what transpired.

Part 1
Part 1.

Part 2
Part 2.

I felt like a giant tampon okay, the mosquitoes won’t leave me alone to shit in peace, omg!

Then, then this fella went into the cubicle next door and pissed soooooOoo loud I was almost sure it’s a man. I mean, isn’t it possible that first he pees, then he rapes me. It was 12.30am in the morning at Mickey D’s toilet, which is away from the main restaurant.

Anyway, noisy pisser left…I heard the steps and door opened. I calmed down a bit and started surfing on my Nokia N95.

I don’t know how long time passed after, but when I got out, boo was already in his car…pretty pissed at me.

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16 Responses to Ipanema, Mickey D and mossies.

  1. Angeline February 29, 2008 at 9:06 am #

    aikes! eat halfway also can go pangsai ah? oscar did that once in mcD too…. eat halfway and wanted to do it! so no choice, i have to ta pau and go toilet with him, only to realised its a false alarm! so we go back to the rest and unpack and continue eating… hehehehe….

  2. twosuperheroes February 29, 2008 at 10:59 am #

    The mosquitoes must be waiting to have a go at your Chocolate Cakes eh… *wink* Haha.

  3. ginger February 29, 2008 at 11:28 am #

    Kim, erm u always eat good food outside de, u no need washing and cooking 4 ur bf? u soo lucky gf la

  4. sammy February 29, 2008 at 3:18 pm #

    i heard previously that u can get ipanema slippers from novo (shoe shop available in bangsar) and metrojaya. not too sure about it, but you can check :)
    i got mine from rsh tho.

    u’re absolutely rite, they’re divine on the tootsies!

  5. steph February 29, 2008 at 7:23 pm #

    i saw those ipanemas (brown ones with gold straps) still selling in singapore last december

  6. She's Jess March 1, 2008 at 2:25 am #

    Try world of sport in MV. I got mine there, with the ankle stripe :)

  7. Kimberlycun March 1, 2008 at 4:54 am #

    angeline: aish…i also dunno why i needed to pangsai 1/2 way ahhahaha. but better lah…more space for supper hehe

    twosuperheroes: i thought they only eat blood!

    ginger: why lah u say like that…now my bf will be more lansi -_-

    sammy: i’ve not been to novo, but i’ve been too all shoe shops in MV, Curve, Ikano, Cineleisure, 1U and Cheras Leisure Mall. Don’t have :(

    steph: i’d imagine the new range would arrive in spore much sooner too :(

    she’s jess: i got mine from there too hehe. no more there already :(

  8. Sandra Pixie March 1, 2008 at 6:31 pm #

    Hey Babe!

    Oh yea! your new Ipanema very sexy!.. well Ipanema flops Rocks!!!! hahahha i have a pair of flops from Ipanema too beside Hawaianas!! hahahaha

  9. teriberi March 1, 2008 at 11:48 pm #

    I just got a pair from Studio R at One Utama yesterday. There weren’t any like the ones you used to have though.

    Hope this helps. :)

  10. teriberi March 1, 2008 at 11:50 pm #

    I meant the Gisele Bunchen ones. >.<

  11. Gin March 3, 2008 at 1:35 pm #

    @_@…my friend just bought that exact pair in a diff colour..she said it was from im nto sure mid valley or 1u.. at only 50 bucks…….

  12. peggy March 4, 2008 at 11:16 am #

    they have it here in Aussie land. exact ones

  13. Eve March 9, 2008 at 5:46 pm #

    You can find Ipanema In Novo@Bangsar Village 2.
    Infact, a month ago..they had their cny clearance sale.
    =) I got mine from there..and lotsa other sweet sandals. If i’m not mistaken at a 20% disc.

    Try studio R midvalley have seen them there before.

  14. Kimberlycun April 2, 2008 at 9:30 am #

    sandra: hi sandra! i tried em hawaianas but the sole seemed so much harder compared to ipanemas. ipanemas for the win hehe

    teriberi: i think the style i bought in 06 is not longer available except in kiddy size :(

    gin: that’s not bad, i paid mine for about RM70.

    eve: aiya too late!

  15. Ruth Sheinfeld August 9, 2008 at 4:10 am #

    I like your Gisele Bundchen Ipanema so much.Whre can I buy them in the internet


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