I sleep better with Chipster. - Narcissism is Necessary

I sleep better with Chipster.

Yes I really do! This is not just about loading myself with delicious carbohydrates. Now read on to find out how I sleep better with Chipster….

First of all, you would need to get a couple of bags of Chipster chips of course.

New Chipsters.
Sour Cream and Hot & Spicy.

I know you want to, but refrain yourself from ripping open the bag. Cut the bag open with a pair of sharp scissors.

Just like this…

Cutting open a bag of Chipster.
Cut the bag open with a pair of scissors.

Peer into your bag of chips and admire the crispy, golden wonderfulness.

Opened bag of Chipster.
Glorious, golden potato chips.

Now eat up! Savour your chips. Let the flavours overcome you over and over again….

Eating chipster.
Savour the moment.

Before you know it, your bag of chips would become the empty bag formerly known as a bag of chips.

Empty bag of Chipster.
Fear nothing, because you’d have several other bags waiting for you.

Henceforth it shall be unveiled my secret to sleeping better with Chipster…..

Get some tissues and clean the inside of the empty packet. Try to get it as clean as possible. If you want to wash it also can, but make sure to let it dry completely before the next step.

Cleaning up the packet.
Cleaning up the packet.

See this ancient looking box? It is an oven. It is as old as me and still bakes like a mean old woman. Pre-heat your oven to 270 degree celcius.

Oven
Pre-heat oven to 270 degree celcius.

Now, get your empty Chipster packet, smoothen and flatten it and put it on the baking pan. Like this…

Chipster packet in oven.
Empty Chipster packet in oven.

I know what’s going through your mind. WTF WTF WTF WTF, right? Trust me, it’s safe and it won’t stick to the pan (maybe a teeny bit hurm). Also, it is extremely important that the packet is empty. Don’t be lazy and chuck the whole bag in it.

In about 10 seconds after you stuck the empty bag in, the magic will begin to happen. Watch your empty bag of Chipster shrink…

Shrinking Chipster bag.
Shrinking….

Still shrinking...
Still shrinking….

When it has shrunken into 1/4 of its original size (which will take less than a minute), open the oven door and pull the pan out. Switch off the oven.

Shrivelled Chipster bag.
Allow the shrunken bag to cool off.

Now Chipster has a mini-me version too!

Chipster mini-me.
Chipster and its Mini-Me.

Now use something sharp to poke a hole at each end of Chipster Mini-Me. You may use a paper puncher if you like.

Punching a hole
Making holes.

Using the holes that you’ve just made, tie rubberbands to Mini-Me.

Tie rubber bands to the hole.
Tie rubber bands to the hole.

This is the end product of your efforts.

End product.
End product.

Can you guess yet what’s the use of Mini-Me?

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Sleeping mask.
Yes, Mini-Me is a Chipster sleeping mask.

Not only do I sleep better with Chipster, I sleep WITH Chipster.

And to further enhance the sleeping experience……do it in the most natural state.

Pyjamas
My pyjamas is my birthday suit lor.

Now give me the tickets to Nuffnang’s Nothing Else Matter Pyjama Party!!!!!!!!

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42 Responses to I sleep better with Chipster.

  1. pinkpau February 19, 2008 at 3:42 am #

    THIS

    is the

    COOLEST

    post

    EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. pinksterz February 19, 2008 at 3:42 am #

    HAHAHAHA OMG i was like wtf la the oven? the empty packets? this woman has gone kuku kah?! LOL!

    but the ‘sleeping mask’ sure not comfy wan :p

  3. Nicholas Chhan February 19, 2008 at 9:21 am #

    I had to do what I always do when I have to smolder my laugh at the office… duck underneath the table!!! ROFL! I was like WTF were you going to do with a shriveled bag!

  4. Boss Stewie February 19, 2008 at 10:06 am #

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

  5. wenqi February 19, 2008 at 10:06 am #

    OMGOMG!!!

    U REALLY DID IT?!?!!?

    I SALUTE YOU KIM!!!!!

  6. davidlian February 19, 2008 at 11:05 am #

    Wah…something tells me you ain’t showing up to the party in your pajamas then….

  7. Arth February 19, 2008 at 11:05 am #

    someone’s gotta win, eh?!!

  8. twosuperheroes February 19, 2008 at 12:49 pm #

    WOW…I really salute you, kimberly! Ini mesti menang punye…congrats to you first eh! :p

  9. hcfoo February 19, 2008 at 12:50 pm #

    Hmm, I think the guys will be trying to digitally unscrambled the last picture now.

  10. Kimberlycun February 19, 2008 at 1:39 pm #

    pinkpau: tq tq!

    pinkster: comfy lah…sure sleep better hehe

    nicholas: lmao why u reading blogs at work?

    boss: can win or not?

    wenqi: of course..woman of my word.

    david: haha…pretty obvious aye?

    arth: veni, vidi, vici

    twosuperheroes: hope so!!

    hcfoo: haha they can try!

  11. Leonard February 19, 2008 at 3:18 pm #

    Haha, very innovative and daring post!!

    All the best for the contest!!

  12. Esther Chin February 19, 2008 at 4:40 pm #

    what the -.-

    you really torture the Chipster packet la :p

  13. Dabido February 19, 2008 at 6:37 pm #

    Wow! That last picture will sell plenty of tickets even if you don’t get to go! So many guys will buy tickets just in the hope you turn up! :-)

    And for those who are too young to remember, in the 70’s we used to do that to chip packets and use them as key rings. :-)

  14. Kimberlycun February 19, 2008 at 7:55 pm #

    leonard: thanks man :)

    esther: you jelus issit!

    dabido: hehe i’m not that old…i just have wikihow.com on my rss list!

  15. splashmilk February 19, 2008 at 8:15 pm #

    What de… Laughing my ass off already. Timothy don’t give you tix also cannot lor like that?

  16. Jane February 19, 2008 at 9:22 pm #

    AMAZING :x

  17. leech February 19, 2008 at 9:57 pm #

    SUPER CREATIVE!

  18. Suertes February 19, 2008 at 10:27 pm #

    “I sleep in nothing but my Chanel No. 5….

    and a crumpled Chipster bag!” (

    *(replace Chanel with any other fragrance, bath products or just plain essence of Kim…)

  19. Kimberlycun February 20, 2008 at 12:45 am #

    splashmilk: hahah hope so!!!!

    jane: thanks lmao

    leech: hope the organiser thinks the same heh

    suertes: haha good one..

  20. eStee February 20, 2008 at 12:20 pm #

    if u don’t win the quirkiest post, i don’t know who will! See u in Msia during the NN bash!!

  21. Kimberlycun February 20, 2008 at 2:32 pm #

    estee: thanks babe :)

  22. Erisha February 20, 2008 at 4:52 pm #

    omg. u deserve to win. this is jz so so creative. mini-me chipster way to go! =)

  23. Kimberlycun February 20, 2008 at 4:58 pm #

    erisha: hehe thank you for saying that. hope nuffnang/chipster will think the same too!

  24. Petrina February 21, 2008 at 12:13 am #

    And why/how/what in the world made you come up with this idea??? hahahahahaha…

  25. Kimberlycun February 21, 2008 at 1:17 am #

    Petrina: hehe wikihow.com lor ;)

  26. aronil February 21, 2008 at 12:11 pm #

    You’re tight i was like WTH WTH WTH!!! Lol but this is a good one hahaha you used it for sleeping nice! Although i find it a bit icky but love the creativity.

  27. aronil February 21, 2008 at 12:14 pm #

    meant to say “right” :P

  28. Kimberlycun February 22, 2008 at 5:28 pm #

    aronil: thanks babe….it can work one lah! hhehe

  29. seraphangel February 22, 2008 at 10:11 pm #

    haha, what you gonna wear to the party when you get an invite? :P

  30. Kimberlycun February 22, 2008 at 11:52 pm #

    seraphangel: hehe you know what~

  31. tom February 23, 2008 at 5:05 pm #

    beats everyone else..!!
    -_-

  32. Kimberlycun February 24, 2008 at 4:25 am #

    tom: well i really hope so!

  33. Yatz February 24, 2008 at 5:28 pm #

    wtf..hope i wont be seeing u in your PJ at the party..else no one will be listening to the emcee..

  34. pamsong February 25, 2008 at 3:25 pm #

    Is it wrong for me to want to go for the party now since I get to see more than what I initially bargained for? Haha. Even if I’m a girl… HAHA.

    Bravo lah. Bravo. I give you the thumbs up. =)

  35. dweam February 25, 2008 at 4:36 pm #

    haha your post is darn cute! hope you get the wii! =)

    im sure everyone’s dying to see you at the NN party in your birthday suit-pajamas! haha.

  36. Abby February 26, 2008 at 1:53 am #

    haha this is hilarious

  37. Cheng Chun February 26, 2008 at 12:08 pm #

    Oh my god. Damn funny. You definitely can’t read this at work.

  38. amy February 27, 2008 at 9:41 pm #

    omg,this has got to be the quirkiest post i’ve read! good going!

  39. eddie February 28, 2008 at 1:05 pm #

    all i can say is, STUPID !

  40. Kimberlycun February 28, 2008 at 5:50 pm #

    yatz: like that ah tim has to stop me from going? hahhaha

    pamsong: not wrong…come come :)

    dweam: heh babe, i think you’re getting it!! damn… :(

    abby: glad you found it funny! :D

    cheng chun: ooppps sowee

    amy: thank you :)

    eddie: hahaha i can’t say there’s anything intellectual about this post!

  41. ShadowFox March 2, 2008 at 3:19 am #

    Cheatster is the suxor! Cheat my money , rm 2.30 and less than half the packet filled.

    NO MORE CHEATSTER for me!

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