Wordcount – 860 words. *Hugs*
Remember when I got summoned for jaywalking? Couple of days ago, I realised that I have missed the one month grace period and I would have to appear in court or faced being hauled to jail. I crave for limelight yeah, but not that kind, ok? After hours of lecture from both my parents, Dad took pity of my plight and decided to settle the problem for me. Today he gave me the receipt of the compound. Hehehehe. Gawd I love my Dad and yes, I’m a 20 year old spoilt brat.
During dinner, I related an incident that happened to me in primary school which got the whole family bawling like mad people at the foodstall. Before I tell you, let it be known that I went through different IQ phases in my lifetime, namely from dumb > incredible> fucking incredible > incredibly fucked/incredible fuck.
Anyway, so this thing happened when I was in the dumb phase. I was a dumb kid waiting for my break, to make an impression, to be looked upon with adoration. When my teacher asked whether any of us had been overseas, I raised both my arms enthusiastically cause well, I was worldly and well-travelled!
Pn. Rashidah: *in flawless Bahasa Melayu baku* Di manakah kamu pernah pergi? Where have you been to?
Dumb Kim: I got go Hong Kong before. *obviously, I didn’t know how to speak BM and my English was pariah at best*
Pn. Rashidah: Bagus sekali. Boleh namakan tempat-tempat menarik yang pernah kamu kunjungi? Great. Can you name the places that you have visited?
Dumb Kim: No.
Pn. Rashidah: Mengapa pula? Why not?
Dumb Kim: Mommy say I in stomach.
Pn. Rashidah: *Bengang**Stumped*
I love you and all.