Mom bought two phallic looking cincau jelly and I’ve been eyeing them eversince. She still hadn’t got around to make us a jug of refreshing cincau-aid and my patience was running dry. Everytime I opened the fridge, two black phalli starred back at me. After days of frustration and restlessness, a bright idea sprung into mind.
Weird concoction of the week : Neapolitan
-Cincau jelly (a sort of herbal jelly)
Julienne the cincau jelly. Place them in a deep bowl. Pour cornflakes over it. Pour milk till everything is submerged. Quickly consume before cornflakes turn soggy. Make sure there’re milk, cornflakes and cincau in every spoon. Enjoy.
I had all the signs flung at me. They were all too clear. But I missed all of them. No, I ignored them. I deserve to lose who-knows-how-much. My miserable luck. Oh…0038, how I regret not buying you.