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Strutting down memory lane.

It was a mighty fine day until this stupid bugger banged my car. Amongst the first words he blurted out was “I own a karaoke joint in Pandan Indah”. What the fuck? My baby, kemek on the left passenger’s door.

It’s fated. I was deliberating between going to meet my ex in my awful college garb or head home to doll up. This vainpot of course chose the latter. I mean, c’mon, you definitely can’t be seen wearing discoloured shirt, capris and selipar by your ex, can you? Now who could have imagined that opportunity cost of being a duller is an untouched car? The irony :(

So yeah, I met the Ex. I’m officially out of love. But I do genuinely care for him and I believe he does too. The funny thing was he had never been as nice as he was today during our 2 year relationship. He talked a lot about the what-ifs and I’d be lying to say I wasn’t feeling a little sorry, for myself and him. All in all, I’m glad we finally found the courage to meet up, after 1.5 years. Kim, welcome to a new friendship.

I’m broke. Anyone feeling charitable or sorry for my barren account is welcomed to e-mail me at kimberlymapother@yahoo.com for my account numbers. I’m begging you. I’m really begging you.

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Kim’s hermit no more. Rejoice!

I washed my car. I even sprayed my favourite mist in it.

I mopped all the floors at home – living hall, kitchen, dining hall, 4 bedrooms and the staircase.

I had almost 500 revolutions of hula hooping.

500 rev, got to use rattan!

I washed my bathroom.

I took a long shower, no skin left unscrubbed by my trusted loofah. Not even my face, ouch.

Post-scrubbing, glowing? No?

I lathered myself with lavender bath salts. Wahbing, stung like shit.

I feel awesome.

It’s offical, I’ve snapped out of it. I’m game for a good workout and steambath tomorrow. And *sniggers* maybe Thai Club to wrap up the night. When my nails grow long and strong, I’ll love my life even more!

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Below average day.

Almost made the stupidest mistake of my life. Okay, there were worse mistakes, but this one would definitely have me crying till my eyes go blind. Just in time, phew. There will be no more negative thoughts, no more doubts, no more suspicions. SNAGs are probably impotent anyway. So Kim, appreciate what you have!

Had chicken ham sandwich and yogurt drink for breakfast. While on the way home, couldn’t help but tarpao curry laksa. Fried pork skin, cockels, yongtaufu and wantanmee in piping hot curry gravy. Guilty pleasure.

My room is a mess. Clothes strewn all over the floor. I can’t figure out which one I have worn and not. Worse comes to worst, I’ll dump everything into the washing machine. And brace myself for a week’s worth of nagging.

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