Join My Pact

#twestival raised RM11,000 for the kids at Destiny Starting Point. Kudos to Suan, Niki, David, Radiance and the rest of the volunteers! Rather gutted that I missed out on attending the party. Heard there were free hotdogs from 1901 and ice cream from New Zealand Naturals and poken giveaways!!! Aihhhh I totally missed out :(

The reason why I had not gone to #twestival was because I managed to wriggle an invitation to Join The Pact party from Johnnie Walker which happened on the same night. Chilling out with Mika Hakkinen or the kids from Destiny Starting Point? Well, sorry kids!


#1- Mika Hakkinen is about as tall as me in real life. Teenage fantasy crushed :(

Join The Pact is some kind of responsible drinking campaign fronted by Mika Hakkinen for Johnnie Walker. I have my reservations about the relevance of this campaign as it’s the sober drivers in Malaysia that I’m afraid of. Sober Malaysian are definitely worse than say a pissed drunk Mika Hakkinen behind the wheels. Weaving in and out, indecisive driving, random emergency brakes…..who needs alcohol to be a prick on the road? That said, I’m glad we’ve got a reason to parrrrt ehhhh.


#2 – Mika Hakkinen’s sweet ride made specially for the campaign. Some lucky baskets got to ride on it with him.

Unfortunately, I was unable to take any fanboi picture with Mika because he’s super VIP. He was surrounded by burly minders I didn’t dare to disturb. I’m pretty sure they’ve got prettier, younger, sluttier, sexiers girls propositioning them just to get close to Mika. I knew my place and decided on admiring my teenage fantasy from afar.


#3 – Kesian. Could only catch a glimmer of him in his super VIP area.

Half way through chugging my 2nd glass of JW, I saw Nicholas and Robb of Nuffnang’s fame. We camhored.


#4 – Robb, Nicholas and me.

Then half way through my 3rd glass of JW, I spotted the two lusts of my life, Hansen Lee and Henry Golding.


#5 – I like to think that they groped my back and my asscheeks while this picture was being taken. Unfortunately, they were perfect gentlemen :(

I gritted my teeth and threw emoCharlie at the sitter for this selfish night out. It was good.


#6 – Ah Bengs call this the big cannon. Don’t ask me how I come to know this.

Thanks JW. Keep on walking!