Are you going? - Narcissism is Necessary

Are you going?

Are you going to the worldwide celebration on 25th September 2009? To celebrate an iconic character that has changed the face of partying for as long as modern humans can remember. In fact, a party will not be fit to be called one unless this iconic character is present! Can you even fathom the scale of this party – what magnificence and fun that entail a celebration to commemorate the most revered party must-have ever since 250 years ago. You have no idea!

In the meantime, I’m preparing a party kit to make sure that on the day of the party, I won’t be running around like a headless chicken trying to get get ready for the biggest event of the year. This party kit will consist of all the items that I need to wear, use or consume in order to keep up and catch up throughout the night.

#1 – Prepare a suitably sized paper bag, one that looks and oozes the theme of the party just so it’ll be instantly recognisable when the time has come….

#2 – Nail polish of choice for sexy, killer nails.

#3 – Mints to keep my breath fresh through the night because there will be many beautiful people and I want to smell nice.

#4 – A sexy party dress. Something black to show off my creamy skin. (I didn’t just say that. Yes I did)

Dog not included.

#5 – Comfortable, matching heels. Why comfortable? Because I will be dancing all night long.

Dog also not included.

#6 – Some baby wipes for keeping cool when things get a lil hotter.

Put all of these things, including your faith in the paper bag (refer to #1). Keep it within sight. When 25th September 2009 arrives, reach out for the bag and it shall guide you towards the best time of your life.

I almost forgot…don’t forget to practice this stance with a pint glass, because you’ll be doing an awful lot of this at the party!

#7 – Keep your back straight and your elbow level with your shoulders.

So yeah, I’m all ready to go. Are you going?

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14 Responses to Are you going?

  1. fietheelf August 18, 2009 at 6:54 pm #

    i see charlieeeee! hi charlie!!

  2. pinkpau August 18, 2009 at 6:56 pm #

    hahaha number 7!!!

    kimberlycun why you so hot

  3. Serge Norguard August 18, 2009 at 7:16 pm #

    aww doggie!

  4. KY August 18, 2009 at 7:47 pm #

    yessss, Lets go!

  5. dustyflipflops August 18, 2009 at 8:48 pm #

    omg i love your dress! where did you get it? =P

  6. Huai Bin August 18, 2009 at 9:51 pm #

    I am going!

  7. Kimberlycun August 19, 2009 at 10:55 am #

    fietheelf: charlies says hi back!!

    pinkpau: #7 ftw :D only u find me hot /sniff

    serge: he’s family!

    ky: jom!

    dustyflipflops: actually the top is a bra worn outside and the bottom is a strapless dress converted into a skirt hehe

    huaibin: so am i…lets party!

  8. Myhorng August 19, 2009 at 6:49 pm #

    same question again. bugging me for a while dy this 1.

  9. Nastasshea@Nesh August 19, 2009 at 8:29 pm #

    Wow I love the dress!!

  10. norzah August 20, 2009 at 4:20 am #

    Cool face on a sizzling body, ma. Did u break your left toenail, K? The heels a beauty matching the dress. Have a wonderful party.

  11. Thaiboxingirl August 20, 2009 at 3:28 pm #

    WOW babe, you sure have ‘grown’…putting me to shame already lah :P (must do lot’s of chest exercises!!!)

    yes, i know what you are talking about…and yes, i will be going…but only in my dream lor :( i’m like the BIGGEST weekly supporter, but i’ve never gotten to any of its event…can cry :~~( maybe cos i dun show enough…(again, note to self, have to do a lot of chest exercises!!)

  12. FA August 24, 2009 at 9:07 pm #

    is it to celebrate arthur’s birthday????

  13. aeroplane1234 September 3, 2009 at 4:29 pm #

    not sure about the party, but the creamy skin post is worth spending 10 minutes lookin at it.

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