Are you going to the worldwide celebration on 25th September 2009? To celebrate an iconic character that has changed the face of partying for as long as modern humans can remember. In fact, a party will not be fit to be called one unless this iconic character is present! Can you even fathom the scale of this party – what magnificence and fun that entail a celebration to commemorate the most revered party must-have ever since 250 years ago. You have no idea!
In the meantime, I’m preparing a party kit to make sure that on the day of the party, I won’t be running around like a headless chicken trying to get get ready for the biggest event of the year. This party kit will consist of all the items that I need to wear, use or consume in order to keep up and catch up throughout the night.
#1 – Prepare a suitably sized paper bag, one that looks and oozes the theme of the party just so it’ll be instantly recognisable when the time has come….
#2 – Nail polish of choice for sexy, killer nails.
#3 – Mints to keep my breath fresh through the night because there will be many beautiful people and I want to smell nice.
#4 – A sexy party dress. Something black to show off my creamy skin. (I didn’t just say that. Yes I did)
Dog not included.
#5 – Comfortable, matching heels. Why comfortable? Because I will be dancing all night long.
Dog also not included.
#6 – Some baby wipes for keeping cool when things get a lil hotter.
Put all of these things, including your faith in the paper bag (refer to #1). Keep it within sight. When 25th September 2009 arrives, reach out for the bag and it shall guide you towards the best time of your life.
I almost forgot…don’t forget to practice this stance with a pint glass, because you’ll be doing an awful lot of this at the party!
#7 – Keep your back straight and your elbow level with your shoulders.
So yeah, I’m all ready to go. Are you going?