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My Double D Oreos.

Hrmm. Oreos. Oreos. Oreos. Oreos.

Some of you might remember the magical scene from Honey I Shrunk the Kids. You know, when the kids stumbled upon a giant Oreo in their backyard and then started pulling big chunks off the giant cookie and slathering them with the never-ending cream and ultimately, stuffing their faces in them.

Giant oreos.
Giant Oreo.

It was pure pornography for 5 year olds with a sweet tooth.

These days, although I’m more inclined to reach for freshly baked cookies from the neighbourhood bakery, Oreos is still a firm favourite when it comes to quick, delicious snacks. Admittedly, my favourite part of an Oreo is not the cookies, but rather the sinful, milky cream. I was so happy when they came out with double stuffing. Good folks at Kraft knew exactly what we needed eh :)

So, the most basic way to eat Oreos is dunking it in cold milk till it absorbs the liquid, then take it out just before the cookie disintegrates.

Oreos and milk.
Dunk it.

Next, bite off the bits where milk has seeped among the cookie molecules.

Eat here.
Eat here.

Then, repeat steps till cookie in hand disappears.

You and I know that there are many ways of eating Oreos. I guess everyone has his or her own ritual when it comes to eating Oreos. Some eat just the cream and throw away the cookies, some lick off the cream before washing down the chocolate cookies with a tall glass of cold milk.

I too have developed my own method of eating Oreos. This method aims to produce the most sublime sensation of eating Oreos cream (ie: as much cream as possible with little or no cookie). This method is also best executed with the latest double stuffed Oreos. Here’s a step by step guide :)

Opened up the Oreos.
Separate the cookies into two parts. The bare chocolate cookies and the open sandwich cookies.

Double Stacko.
You may throw away the bare cookies although this blog does no openly encourage wasting of food. Now, stack the open sandwich cookies to form a new cookie sandwich. Tadaa…a Double Double stuffed Oreo( Double D). Check out the difference between a Double D Oreo and a normal double stuffed.

Now dunk the Double D into cold milk.

Eat up
Eat now. Forgive the expression for I am not a very good thespian.

Stop and admire.

Stop and stare.
Take a closer look. What a beauty :)

Now that all the cookies are gone from the hand, it’s time to wash the inside down with the remaining milk. Check out the chocolate cookie crumbs in the milk. w00t!

What’s your favourite way to eat Oreos?

24 Responses to My Double D Oreos.

  1. Kuzco July 21, 2008 at 4:52 pm #

    I still remember last time during my teenage days I would buy a tube of Oreos after school, rush home, make milo with fresh milk and finish the WHOLE tube. Hahaha best.

  2. beetrice July 21, 2008 at 4:52 pm #

    err…for PMS, it’s dipped in beer batter and fried – the mixture of sweet and salty works wonders (but not for the waistline!) :s

  3. slater July 21, 2008 at 4:58 pm #


  4. Matthew July 21, 2008 at 5:14 pm #

    your #4 expression spooked me

  5. joshuaongys July 21, 2008 at 5:15 pm #

    baru bangun den post d?? hahhahaha

  6. KY July 21, 2008 at 5:22 pm #

    deep fried oreo. :P

  7. dils July 21, 2008 at 5:59 pm #

    Separate the Oreos, to just choc cookies and cream attached cookies. (So there would be more!) Dunk it in milk. (tho I prefer to cookies, not cream)

    I usually do not drink the milk, but threw it away after finishing the cookies. Awful waste, I know, but I don’t like the taste of the milk afterwards.

  8. Dabido July 21, 2008 at 7:40 pm #

    I don’t actually eat biscuits that often [fattening without the pizza content], though I must admit when I do I use the same dunk and each method. :-)

    If you want to become a thesbian, I think Lainie can help! She’s studied artistic stuff like that! :-)

    Yummy Yummy Yummy! Double the creamy bit! :-)
    A bit like me. Double the size in the inside bits! :-)

    KY – Deep Fried Oreos with worms and cockroaches!

  9. anne July 21, 2008 at 8:46 pm #

    can you stop making fake expression? Its annoying!

  10. Kimberlycun July 21, 2008 at 9:29 pm #

    kuzco: wah u need to play more badminton to make up for that!

    bee: omg im itching with desire to try that now lol

    slater: why what?

    matthew: i know. so bad, isnt it? lol

    joshua: of course :)

    ky: do it!

    dills: but the milk afterwards is best!!

    dabido: hahahhahahaha *hugs*

    anne: i. can’t. stop.

  11. Huai Bin July 21, 2008 at 9:34 pm #

    I just stuff a couple of them in my mouth and wash it down with milk. :)
    LOL @ the reference to thespian. I wonder how many people get that.

  12. Suertes July 21, 2008 at 11:40 pm #

    Actually, regarding your un-thespian pose… have you tried doing your hair in waves? That pose would look great with wavier hair.

    I eat Oreos as is, or in McFlurries. No dipping in milk, no taking them apart..

  13. Fieran July 21, 2008 at 11:47 pm #

    Have fun in UK! :)

  14. moons July 22, 2008 at 12:14 am #

    Oreos used to scrape crunchy peanut butter then dunk into a glass of HL milk =x

  15. pinkpau July 22, 2008 at 12:49 am #

    when i saw double d, i was expecting it to be something naughty =( i was so excited =(

    eh curls are SO for you!!!

  16. Galvin July 22, 2008 at 1:23 am #

    LOL, love the blur face expression :)

  17. May Zhee July 22, 2008 at 1:30 am #

    Okay now I really feel the pressure to post up my Oreo entry too. Teehee.

    Btw thanks to your recommendation I checked out American Psycho. The part with the two prostitutes. Oh God. *looks heavenwards* It’s just how I imagined it would be.

  18. May Zhee July 22, 2008 at 1:44 am #

    No no scratch that. THIS is the scene where I found happiness.

    At 2.38.

    Btw my favorite way to eat Oreo is to eat it without worrying about the fat content. T_T

  19. Kimberlycun July 22, 2008 at 9:27 am #

    hb: hrmm, actually i’m kinda stumped too. did i just make reference to something i have no freakin idea about? lol

    suertes: hrmm, my hair was wavy in the pictures!

    fieran: thanks darling :)

    moons: hmmm sinful!

    pinkpau: hehe eating too much oreos is naughty too!

    galvin: lol thanks?

    mz: haha now you know…. btw, you should check this out too coz bale is absolutely rocking as bond! if only…
    le sigh….

  20. naeboo July 22, 2008 at 10:20 am #

    i used to separate them and lick the cream b4 eating the remains with milk. so unlady-like. HAHAAHA!
    (but i was 7 it’s ok lar)

    now i just eat as is and wash down with milk.

    on a more serious note, i noticed how the peanut butter/cream oreos are a conjob! the cream/peanut butter is only spread in the middle and the rest of the cookie is bare naked! angers..

    hardly bought any since coz alw kena those stingily creamed ones.

  21. Simon Seow July 22, 2008 at 10:26 am #

    I like Oreo McFlurry. It’s the best match.

  22. Sheryl0202 July 22, 2008 at 4:22 pm #

    Hey new hairstyle? Me Like!!!

  23. Kimberlycun July 24, 2008 at 9:45 am #

    naeboo: nothing beats the original! :D

    simon: yeah oreo mcflurry is awesome

    sheryl: thanks babe :D

  24. VB June 8, 2009 at 1:03 pm #

    It’s not an oreo in the picture with and ant. Its little betty oatmeal cookie with cream! GO WATCH THE MOVIE!

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