Cocktail Waitress Trailer Trash Hooker.

I did some camhoring in my free time.

It’s so bloody hard to camho with my D70s. But I guess I could count myself successful if I weren’t so bothered by my out of focus face.

I’ve taken the liberty to do some fake bokeh background with the blur tool on photoshop, cause my bedsheet was sharper than my face -_-.

Here I am, of what I told the boo, my best impersonation of a cocktail waitress by day, trailer trash hooker by night.

Cocktail waitress trailer trash hooker.
Would you pick me up?

For you who are curious as to where I got my inspiration from….it’s from this picture:

Cocktail Waitress Trailer Trash Hooker circa 1988.
Kimberlycun circa 1988.

Don’t ask my Mom what she was thinking.

Anyway, here’s another blast from the past:

Mafia couple.
Dad still has that ‘Risky Business’ Ray Ban I was wearing, hehe.

I think we were going for the mafia couple vibe.

26 thoughts on “Cocktail Waitress Trailer Trash Hooker.”

  1. Actually you look like an *intellectual* trailer trash hooker, deep in thought. In the middle of everything, you might whip out a copy of Camus or Kipling.

    To get the hooker look you forgot to look up, pout, thrust the chest forward while using the hand to brush the hair instead of resting on it contemplatively.

    I know this because of a long history of porn surfing. I mean, research.

  2. eyeris: HAR. HAR. HAR!

    nicole: naturally.. ;)

    nicktay: bad influence from mom. lol

    steve: haha all i need now is to fill up the void on my chest!

    simon: i know! :D

    joe: like shilpa lee kah? lol

    ky: 20 yrs later, kim got even hotter lah what else.

  3. Kewl! Eyeris needs to work out. I think I could pick you up easily. You don’t weigh that much. I mean, I picked Rachel up twice on NYE!!! She also doesn’t weigh much at all! lol

  4. fuck babe!!! totally cute!!!!! so this is what u were busy with… hahahahhahahha

    i really like this, i don’t think it’s tarty, in fact, i think it’s elegant! got lots of potential.

    let’s do it again?? WHEN?????

  5. goddamnit, i just saw the pic again… i have to comment again laa hahahaha your baby pic is supercute la…

    GREAT POST!!!!!! u made my day :)

  6. Verry, cute and yes I would definitely pick you up ;) the pic of you and the lil bro is the cutest tho, he looks like a cross between a bell hop and an asian MC hammer :)

  7. Jim Rockford: But I will need a diversion so I can get back to Bloomberg’s room and try to talk to him.

    Angel Martin: Ohh. Now we’re getting to the nitty-gritty. Now it’s beginning to make sense. ‘Come on over to Rocky’s, Angel.’ Serve my favorite food. First time I been invited over here for so much as a glass of water.

    Joseph ‘Rocky’ Rockford: I could use a little help in the kitchen with the coffee and dessert.

    Angel Martin: Forget about the dessert, you don’t buy Angel Martin with a couple of drumsticks and some redeye gravy.

  8. I had to look up trailer trash for a midterm in my social work class, and your picture came up. Even more interestingly, your the third Asian I’ve found doing this search. It’s nice to know that the trailerparks have stopped discriminatory renting practices (and are filled with hotties):P

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