On the way to dinner…
Mom: Eh, you know we should go to PM’s house for open house leh. You think still got leftovers for dinner?
Dad: Nevermind. *Agong called me this morning, he invited me for dinner.
Mom: Ah Kong? Which friend…I don’t know one?
Me and bros : Buahahahahahahahaha.
Selamat Hari Raya kalian. Maaf Zahir dan Batin. Mwahs.
*Agong = What Malaysians call the king.